person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
by thesoccergod December 17, 2007
one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009
by Alexis Hilton May 04, 2009
verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
by Young Joe April 12, 2009
Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
by spacezebra December 10, 2010
A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.
by Jrahien July 14, 2011
Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.
Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
by Lcrox07 August 12, 2011