fruit flick

The gay equivalent to a chick flick. A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of the viewer that happens to be the same sex as the actor/actress. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending. Typically the plot will be more unrealistic than that of a "chick flick."

Person 1: I love watching movies where two guys fall in love at the end.
Person 2: Fruit flicks aren't real.

by Reg Guy October 28, 2013

Fruit Fu

Fruit Fu is a martial art that uses fruit and other produce as weapons

Fruit Fu Master: Haha, I attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head

and squirting lemons into your eyes

Victim: arghhhh, that stings!

Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.

by ActionDan September 24, 2010

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006

smoke a fruit

A gangster's way of saying that they're going to shoot a gay guy.

"Damn Jamal, deez gays are pissin' me off. If I see one more scarf, I'm gonna smoke a fruit."

by Big Ol' Balls April 14, 2008

Sewage Fruit

Magic Mushrooms.

"One porch, one dog, one cockroach only way to be
I got sewage fruit and it's growing out back from roots
I don't know if they belong to me" - Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon

by Lord Sockington November 15, 2009

Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

fruit booty

a sissy or a gay dude

That nigga is a fruit booty.

by Ashley March 07, 2003