French Helicopter

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

by CaptBedBeard April 20, 2014

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sam french

When your level of awesomness surpasses all others on such a high level it damages egos at significent levels just by standing near people

Girl 1: wow who is that hunk? He is so hot :)
Girl 2: that is Sam french, the most amazing man alive!
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!

Girl one : who is that handsome hunk?
Girl two: that's sam French the most selfless muscly, handsome, smart, funny, man ever. Plus he is the best actor ever
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ononeoneone

by Notsam@notsam.ca January 8, 2015

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French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

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French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014

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french me

To give me a French kiss. which means kissing with tongues

Ben asking Tom: When I cruise a girl, How long do I have to talk to her before she will French me?
Tom: That depends on what kind of girl you're cruising for.Which is why I'm gonna aim low!! Real low !

by LightMoving April 4, 2016

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French Doobie

A sexual act between a woman and a man where the woman sits doggystyle in front of the men and he then lights the woman's pubic hair on fire. He then inhales the smoke through the woman's butthole.

Matt: Yo I just smoked a French Doobie
Me: No way dude that's crazy!

by goduke34 August 21, 2011

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