Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian, or Martian Multiverse is one of the best bands to ever exist, creating it’s first son/g in 2011 and unfortunately retiring in 2012 but now, as of 2022, they’re back! The four main characters, Puff Puff, DeeJay, Axel and Benatar make up the band and bring us joy

Your Favorite Martian is the best

by Futon_Stalker June 24, 2022

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 06, 2024

Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

favorite dude

Wind wants to fuck you in your ass

You’re my favorite dude end of story

by 017.drew October 30, 2017

Favorite person

My best friend liz

Me: Liz is my favorite person, ever!

by yourbestiealex September 28, 2022

great favorite

Slang for a Laywer, often used when ominously threatening to sue someone, as if it is a euphemism

Joey: *Commits a parking Violation*
Jacob: There is no problem here, I will simply get a great favorite
Joey: Uhh… Okay? *Joey will not recognize the threat, as he does not know what a great favorite is*

by Judge Holden (Official) March 15, 2024

My favorite Nigerian

Typically, another way of a person, whom may or may not be black, wants to say the n-word, but in a nicer way.

Kyle: Yo Tyrone, My favorite Nigerian, what's good?!
Tyrone: Bruh just say the fucking word you pussy.

by Sahgaeyo March 25, 2021