False hope snow

A snow storm or blizzard which brings hope that you won't be able to go to work/ go to school, only to wash off that night or melt.

Person one: "We had so much snow last night! But school is still open!"

Person two: "Damn that False hope snow!"

by ODarshes January 5, 2009

Fallstreet

When the stock market is crashing very quickly and there is no sign of it stopping. Causes many people to get laid off or kill themselves.

Bob- "My job is so stressful man... I can't stand working anymore."

Jack- "That's why I don't work for Fallstreet."

by m4rchu5n00by March 5, 2010

Factsination

Factsination is the process by which a person become "immune" to facts and science. As children, we all received vaccines to protect us from various viruses and bacteria. We became immune to these bugs.

In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.

It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.

He lived in the south, where factsination has become very widespread.

He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!

They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.

by Buzz Morte May 28, 2013

false shart

When you fart so propulsively, you believe a trace of shit particles escaped into your trousers. The ensuing five minutes of mental deliberation of whether you have any fecal matter in your pants is like a five yard false start penalty for an offense in football.

After eating shrimp at the Chinese buffet, I farted outside the restaurant. I wasn't sure if I crapped my pants, and it took me a while before I realized I just called a false shart penalty on myself.

by The Buttler December 7, 2014

False Awakening

A vivid or convincing dream about awakening from sleep, when in reality you're still sleeping

Jimmy had a false awakening because he had a dream in which he thought he woke up.

by WasserFeuer January 20, 2015

False Pretenda

A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.

Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob

Holy shit...that guy Pooni is such a fuckin' false pretenda!

by Somal007 April 30, 2014

factsolutely

A bonding of the two words "facts" && "absolutely"; like saying "factz" or "100%"

"Did you get that promotion last week? Factsolutely!"

by thefutureis October 19, 2016