Falienate

To both Fail, and Alienate your friends and peers at the same time.

Fail + Alienate = Falienate.

"Dude, I shit my pants in class yesterday... Needless to say I faliented all of my friends".

"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".

"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".

by Jawful May 1, 2011

false genius

Someone who claims to be smart but in the end is about as clever as the gum under your shoe.

Dave claimed to have a high IQ, but in the end he was a False Genius.

by MaximilleDeLis April 15, 2014

false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011

False Alarm

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.

by Melrsose December 21, 2009

false

Use in place of no

A) I like big butts.
B) False!

by Bug August 26, 2003

false

whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.

Q: who is the president of the united states?

A: false

by fuck you foo January 5, 2008

fallen angel

A person who is dead, and rejected from heaven and hell. Forced to suffer by wandering the earth for all eternity

Forever suffering as a fallen angel.....

by Mack H June 6, 2007