F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.

1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."

by Megatoast,, a kid who eats jalepenos February 7, 2005

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

by Billy January 20, 2005

d.t.f.

down to fuck

trying to hook up, and/or have sex.

drunk stephen: yo boo, d.t.f.?
random girl: d.t.f.?
drunk stephen: yeah boo, you down to fuck?

by stephen wainwright March 20, 2008

F.O.D

Short for Fuck off and Die

by Some Punk April 4, 2003

f.o.d.

A very useful abreiviation meaning "Fuck Off and Die."

Use this phrase if you want to tell someone to "go away," but not in so many words;).

by Kattzgalore June 10, 2005

D-T-F

means: Down To Fuck

used in superbad

"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"

by oisuxx October 23, 2007

G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"

by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003