ass explosion

The results of eating at a cafeteria in any of the SUNY schools. Explosive Diarhea.

"God, I only hade enough time to get back to my room before I had to let my ass explode."

by Nickaliss March 29, 2004

EAPOS

Eating A Pile Of Shit. Figuratively or literally, this is just an expression of disdain for a current situation, similar to "FML". This one of those types of Internet text Acronyms that should be on here (i.e. OMW or the ever annoying, K).

"What are you doing right now?"

"EAPOS. MM, MMM tasty! Life sucks! I guess I'm destined to EAPOS forever."

by Buck Futt February 17, 2010

Trouser Explosion

Having or soon to have a massive boner, woodie or hard-on so large you will brutally erupt all over yourself. CAUTION: the act of a trouser explosion may impose to scrotem bursting, trouser leakage and major skin sack reduction.

Guy 1: Did you have fun last night with ur girl?
Guy 2: Yea but i had a major trouser explosion.
Guy 1:What happened?
Guy 2:She grabbed my wang.
Guy 1:Awsome!
Guy 2 :Yea except for one thing my cock popped.
Guy 1:Nice.
Guy 2:Plus it was ur sister and she drowned in semen
Guy 1:Nice.

by your worst n!ghtmare April 5, 2010

Snuggle Explosion

When a man or boy prematurely blows his load while cuddling with a female.

Jim finally got close to Mary on the couch when suddenly he had a snuggle explosion and inadvertently got cum all over his grandmother's handmade throw blanket, and his cat.

by Black Hair Rob January 20, 2011

full body explosion

The act of throwing up while taking a dump. Usually while extremely intoxicated and entirely unintentional.

After a long night of partying John Bonham had the most intense full body explosion that no one survived.

by B's the disease December 26, 2008

Texas Reptile Expo

The Texas Reptile Expo was founded by a lady from Arkansas. She is known for bringing largest reptile expo to the state of Texas with the most selection of venomous snakes. Everyone in Texas labels her the Reptile Queen and the Texas reptile expo the biggest show in Texas.

The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.

by Tvgee January 29, 2019

explosm

Most likely the site that holds the best web comic

Guy 1:Did you see that explosm?
Guy 2: Yea tht was the best thing ever

by Th eperson from the place November 1, 2007