concret evidence

compelling body of information or proof (resistant to facetious, punny answers involving actual "concrete") that causes one to believe that something is true

I demand concret evidence, and you better not send me photos of concrete this time.

by nochers March 1, 2021

Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023

Cumstantial Evidence

Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.

Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

Anecdotal Evidence

Empirical evidence that somebody just doesn't want to look at.

Manray: "Is your name Patrick Star?"
Patrick: "Yes"
Manray: "...and is this your ID?"
Patrick: "Yes"
Manray: "Good, because I found this ID in this wallet, so if that's the case, this must be your wallet!"
Patrick: "But that's anecdotal evidence!"

by Some guy who's smarter than Va January 21, 2024

Photonical evidence

Evidence that comes from the phone. Such as pictures, call recordings, screenshots, ect.

"hey girl I got you some 'photonical evidence'

by Lalabumdum07 February 5, 2024

Drop Evade

To kill a enemy in a match or game and then quickly leaving the game or match right after you killed them

Person 1: Kills Person 2

Person 2: Dang he got me good
Person 1: *Leaves the game*
Person 2: No way he just drop evaded me!

by Zqk4x November 20, 2023

Meta-Evidence

Evidence about evidence. It's not the data point itself, but information about its reliability, context, and the process that generated it. This includes a study's statistical power, the reputation of the lab, the pre-registration of its hypothesis, and whether the result has been independently replicated. In a world drowning in information, meta-evidence is the life raft—it's how you decide which claims to actually believe when everyone has a graph.

Example: "She didn't just read the headline about coffee curing cancer. She looked at the meta-evidence: sample size (tiny), funding source (The Coffee Alliance of America), and journal prestige (sketchy). The meta-evidence concluded the evidence was garbage."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026