Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 8, 2009

multiple ejaculation

ejaculating more than once.
easier for women that men.

some say multiple ejaculation for men is impossible

by ROBERT SAVAGE May 8, 2006

Tip Ejaculation

Ejactulating into another mans rectum, or anywhere onto another man, is gay, even if it's only the tip that has been inserted. It's gay, 100%, no questions asked.

Tip ejaculation

Billy and I are running, naked. Billy trips in front of me, and I fall on him. The tip of Billy's penis inserts into my rectum. Billy ejactulates all over me and my rectum. BILLY IS HOMOSEXUAL!

Tip ejaculation

by Chode Fend October 9, 2007

evaculation

When a male orgasms so intensely he inadvertantly defecates on his partner

Only Three seconds AND he shit on my leg; God I hate premature evaculation.

by The Marquis J September 18, 2017

premature evaporation

When you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. Can often lead to one participant saying, "Is...is that it?"

Q: How was the British tea party sex last night?
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month

by g'nite luve May 14, 2009

Ejaculation Comfort

In a postion so comfortable that movment is near impossible and to any more comfort added to your postion would cause extreme uncontrolable ejaculation and thus requiring a smoke.

dude can get the remote for us i would but im in a state of ejaculation comfort

by Master mind grapes March 16, 2009

Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010