election

a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip

The ere...election was quite exciting.

by perfectionistdevil July 16, 2008

presidential erection

When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.

holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.

by 123fucknut March 10, 2009

2021 Canadian Election

an election between an ethics-breaker, a potato, a separatist and a victim-player.

We all know that Justin Trudeau will drop the writ any moment now........................to regain the majority he lost in 2019. It's disgusting the way he's using a vaccine rollout to gain a third term. The 2021 Canadian Election is such a disappointment.

by Better_Vibes_For_2021 July 11, 2021

Election 2004

What the world refers to when they're sitting around telling jokes about America.

All other nations : Hey I hope America's '04 candidates IQ's catch up with their inflation rate.

Everyone but America: -laughs-

by Taintfuck September 25, 2004

The Cheatwood Erection

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.

"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"

by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013

Erectionaut

One who explores an erection with great enthusiasm, ferocity, and wonder.

"My ex-girlfriend was such an erectionaut. Every time we were together, she explored my cock like an astronaut on a never-before-seen planet. Good thing she didn't stab a flag into it like Neil Armstrong did to the moon."

by JoeRogue December 19, 2013