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Embarradong

An adjective used to describe an embarrassing hookup. Usually used between girls relating their nights to each other. Originated at Dartmouth College in 2010 by members of the class of 2014.
Girl A: You had really bad beer goggles last night. That guy was not hot.

Girl B: Ya, I know. Its embarradong.
by D14 December 11, 2010
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Ember

Little bitty round ball of fire expelled from a fire.
Little bitty balls of fire jumped out of the fire place and caught me on fire.

What the f"@k are you talking about?

Little bitty balls of fire.

Those are f"@king embers Sharon
by Anal Fetish February 19, 2019
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Emberlie

Person 1: Hi I’m Emberlie!
Person 2: What?
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Ember

Ember is hot and fiery. She's got the hottest butt. She is a little frantic but a lovable frantic. Time with Ember is like no other, it's the best time ever. She loves her boyfriend so much. Her feet are cute and slim and she can turn on anyone she hopes to. Though Ember has one person in mind to turn on specifically and that is a Josh. Embers love Josh.
Ember, yeah she's that hottie over there.
by A Josh March 31, 2022
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Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".
(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."
by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016
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embarrassment

feeling discomfort or unease for the moment because of someone who is with you .
sam sneezed without using the handkerchief when you were having dinner in a reputed restaurant and you feel embarrassment.
by smokie 07 July 29, 2012
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Embargo

The banning of trade with a country.
Embargo
by Emokiss June 5, 2009
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