Eli

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.

Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?

by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019

Eli

Eli is a kind boy who doesn't like to be criticised for something he did not do. Although he can get beefy at times and annoy people (a lot)

btw eli this is not from chanae ;)

idk what to put here sorry eli

by xo.._chanae_..ox November 20, 2019

Eli

cuntcuntcunt

"cunt cunt cunt"
"dont you mean.... Eli?"

by poopywater33 April 26, 2020

Eli

dude with huge cock, likes hentai (probably), likes big ass, and morning nuts. also a chad.

“dude did u see eli walking? his huge dick keeps falling out of his pants!”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”

by tiddielover23 May 7, 2020

Eli

Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.

Person 1: She’s an Eli
Person 2: I wanna have an Eli.
Person 1: Me too.

by Google Chrome May 30, 2020

Eli

Eli is a fucking bitch ass bitchy bitchface

Shut the hell up eli

by yo-yo im the cool kid October 21, 2020

Eli

a Eli is a complete and utter fuckboi he doesn't have
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever

girl-wow that kid is such a Eli

by cupcakeman666 September 5, 2016