Eli

A person who pushes people in pools, and breaks their phones. And likes SG, WS, PR. He does multiple things in his life but a main one is he loves watching anime.

God why does he have to be such a Eli.

by Fairy tales December 28, 2019

Eli

A shortened version of the french name Eleanorm. Ellie is a small girl with a big personality always making you laugh. has short brown hair and big chocolate eyes. she lives for music and loves dogs!

That eli has such a positive vibe

by h3yeli April 7, 2020

Eli

Eli has a tiny miggett cock but he’s supper strong and has a great personality but he has a miggett dick

Eli has a miggett dick

by Eli#tinypenis November 9, 2019

Eli

Really fucking hot. Makes you question your sexual orientation.

Dude 1: I'm straight
Dude 2: Hey look, it's Eli!
Dude 1: Hmm

by Communist Basterd January 19, 2019

Eli

Eli is a one syllable sun of a bitch that is never right and is made by a sperm donor

Eli fuck off

by Anoooomissssssss July 2, 2019

Eli

An asshole that dates a thot

Eli is such a bitch ass who capes and thinks it’s cool

by Not Eli’s little brother April 16, 2019

Eli

Small penis, but thick

Hey, i see you goy Eli; small penis

by ddakkuli89 November 1, 2017