Emo Exit Strategy

Used to describe a suicide, Usually for humor

Mike took the Emo Exit Strategy after Laura broke up with him

by thedeciver January 11, 2009

why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

existentialism

you can use this word in pretty much any context and it will make you sound pretentious and/or confuse the person you're talking to.

it's a technique refined and highly over-utilized by pseudo-intellectuals.

"thoughts of existentialism breezed through my cavern of a mind as i walked under the concave arches in the courtyard of my prestigious university."

"there i was, caught in an existential dilemma. i decided to run the red light."

"i felt that the existentialist undertones in the simpsons represented the decay of religion in society."

by kirkegaard April 14, 2006

existing

1. the one thing that all people with depression wish they weren't.
2. not floating around in someone's sub-consience

1. Why do I have to exist?
2. OOOO...pretty colors!

by Manda January 25, 2004

the exies

the best band next to the used! they are so awesome. their new song, off of their new album Head for the Door, Ugly is so hott! you just have to check it out!!

ME: have you heard that new song Ugly?
A NOBODY: what the hell are u talking about?
ME: you are such an idiot dude!

by LAM (without the B!!) December 8, 2004

pick an exit

a kick ass new band. www.purevolume.com/pickanexit

have you heard the new pick an exit song? you haven't? hahaah loser.

by ellie March 4, 2004

Italian Exit

When you {irish exit a bar to get late night pizza.

"Yo where'd you go?"
"Sorry I had to Italian exit and grab a slice"

by chateaucashflow August 24, 2016