Egoseismic Thinking

The egocentric belief that earthquake patterns shift away from you depending on where you are in the world.

"Hey Rhett, I think when we moved to California the earthquakes shifted back to North Carolina where we were!" "No Link, thats just egoseismic thinking."

by The Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

emisexual

Whether straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual. You love anybody named (or name starts with) "Emi"

Person 1: "You're cu-"
Person 2: "Nope, I'm emisexual"
Person 3: "And that's on a fat ass"
Person 1: "What"

by AkiraTae10 March 1, 2021

Emisexual

You are emisexual cause you love eminem <3 especially if your names gracie.

Sarah: hi who’s your favorite artist?
Gracie: oh it’s eminem ofc! I’m emisexual cause I love eminem!
Sarah: oh... ok?

by Emlover April 22, 2021

Emos

Teenagers (primeraly) that are angry at their parents for no apparent reason and like to cry themselves to sleep at night. They listen to a variation of punk music. See also: Screamo

1. Look at the stupid Emos
2. Cheer up Emo

by Christobel February 12, 2006

emosexual

Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.

I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!

by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007

emos

A group of people that will not stand being made fun of, and will piss and moan relentlessly until you stop....Regardless of the fact that they too will make fun of certain groups of people (Preppies or 'conformist', for example). They are no more "original" or "intelligent" then the skaters, the goths, the preps, or any other "clique" you can dream up. They all look like carbon copies of each other, as they buy all their shit from the same store. Most emos' family have enough money to buy them clothes that actually FIT them, and AREN'T RIPPED or TORN or FADED, but they insist on dressing like that; not because they necessarily like the style, but because thats the way they're supposed to dress. So, as opposed to buying clothes that make them look like they can afford to buy shit that doesn't come from the Salvation Army, they come to school looking like homeless people, providing a big ol' slap in the face to those people who can't afford to piss away their money on clothes that look 4 years old. Not all emos cut, however, because most of them don't have the balls. It will take an emo longer to get over someone dumping them then your average teen. I don't understand why someone would dump an emo, though. It's always been my ambition to date a whiny, suck-ass bitch baby that decided to turn their non-existent problems and pet-peeves into a fashion statement. Even to all you emos that actually do come from broken homes and have real problems, THRIVING ON THEM WONT HELP YOUR SAD ASS GET OVER IT. You're not doing anything more then sending a big old 'fuck you' to all the other people who have problems and are making a genuine effort to over come them, as opposed to becoming misery's bitch.

Emo: Ew...Look at that conformist over there. I wonder if she knows that all the make-up and fancy clothes in the world wont make her a better person?

Preppie: Ew...Look at those emos over there......I wonder if they know that all the tears and tight shirts in the world wont change the fact that they're just as shallow and conforming as I am.

by PunchDrunk September 22, 2007

eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008