eat the donut

Term used to describe doing something you don't want to do, getting a bad deal, or just getting screwed in general. It refers to the act of eating a donut off of a fully erect penis. The act provides pleasure to the donut bearer while humiliating the donut eater.
Driving instructor: Hey bud, you didn't park between those cones.

Trainee: Come on man! I really need this job.

Driving instructor: Well bud, you're goin to have to eat the donut if you want driving privileges.

Aaron: Nice motocycle Kevin. How much did you pay for it?

Kevin: Uhhhhh..$4500.00. Ain't it

Aaron: Wow. You really ate the donut on that deal!

Mark: Did Dr. Lowe give you that promotion yet or what?

Henry: No. He said it would be ANOTHER month. I've been working here 12 hours a day 6 days a week plus I went to his house and fixed his lawnmower, camper, and his brother's rotor tiller.

Mark: Man, you've really had to eat the donut to get this promotion.
by Gimp daddy November 26, 2013
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eat cake

That act of eating ass. Also known as rimming. Oral sex on a female with a large well shaped ass.
I'm going to take that girl with the nice ass home, I want to eat cake!
by Echo4Romeo May 01, 2020
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eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco
I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.
by Mandingoe May 29, 2004
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Eating Shit

A term popularly used in Miami that means not doing anything.
Person A- "what are you doing?"
Person B- "Nothing just here eating shit."
by Berlice March 31, 2008
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gimme eat

According to CATCH-22, the statement to end all statements.
by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005
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Eat Carpet

When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman. The term is more often described with respect to lesbians than heterosexuals. Proper technique involves putting her clit in your mouth and lightly sucking on it while slowly moving your tongue either up and down or in a swirl. It is important to maintain the same speed with the tongue movements. The combined sucking, warmth of the mouth, and tongue will produce orgasms that can last 30 seconds or longer. Some women are able to continue having additional orgasms, while others prefer to stop after one.
Sarah spread Jeniffer's legs and then eat carpet slowly until Jeniffer came and screamed.
by MalePussyEater November 17, 2008
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Good Eats

The best show ever made on the Food Network. Features Alton Brown and his amazingness. AKA my hero
Did you see the episode of Good Eats last night?

Hell ya! Alton Brown is my hero.
by Mollis July 11, 2008
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