Dutch Wink

The act of a woman opening or crossing her legs whilst wearing no underwear and thus revealing her front bottom for a brief second.

I love the scene in Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone being interrogated where she give us a dutch wink.

by Pyledriver January 8, 2013

Dutch Shotgun

Sexual act; Putting your mouth to anothers anus creating an airtight seal, the other person farts into your mouth which you seal into your mouth disconnecting from the anus. You bring the mouth full of fart back to the persons face and shotgun it into their mouth.

"You should never do a Dutch Shotgun"

by msmith721 September 27, 2012

Dutch courage

Alcohol induced self-confidence

Getting home at 4am drunk and stinking of cheap perfume, slapping
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."

by ud40 March 1, 2005

Dutch Master

A dutch master is primary used to roll gods greatest gift into a beautiful work of art.

Max bought a "Dutch Master" to roll the B-L-U-N-T

by RMP October 23, 2005

Vanilla Dutch

This is actully a real item, some people think it is a ghetto term for Palma Dutch, But in fact the palma dutch is a natural vanilla flavored cigar.

I need a vanilla dutch

by Dustin02 April 14, 2006

dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.

"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."

by peasman July 4, 2010

dutch wife

Large sack stuffed with canvas (sails). Sailors used these to wedge themselves in their bunks during rough weather so they wouldn't roll about.

In the time this term was coined dutch women presumably had a reputation for being unresponsive and apathetic in bed. (Things on this front have improved markedly however.)

When the weather turned rough I had to use my dutch wife or I would be thrown about my bunk

by Zonko October 15, 2007