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man door hand hook car door

The mans hook is caught in the car door.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by Anedo February 4, 2019
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doggy door

"That bitch shoved her 8 inch strap-on straight down my Doggy Door, i don't think i'll ever recover."
by spontarelli April 3, 2021
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bangs like a shit house door

A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.
"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"
by Sammyseven November 14, 2006
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door hinge

nat: ill give you £10 if you tell me something that rhymes with orange

troy: ok door hinge

nat: oh shit, here you go
by troymusefan May 3, 2007
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Two Door Cinema Club

An awesome indie band from Down, Northern Ireland. The band consists of Alex Trimble (Lead vocals, Guitar, Synths), Kevin Baird (Bass, Vocals) and Sam Halliday (Guitar, Vocals). They are signed to French label Kitsuné Music
Friend: Any good concerts coming up?
Me: Well, I'm going to see Two Door Cinema Club next weekend
by StereoLove April 4, 2011
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door ding

indentation on a car door, usually made by minor impact to one's car door. See asshole ding.
Paul's Beemer was in great shape except for a celebrity made door ding.
by Horn, E August 20, 2010
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