A hilarious 2024-2025 parody of the hyper-disrespectful gold-digging "sparkle sparkle" entitlement movement promoted on social media by toxic feminazis. It exposes the crazy entitlement of high-bodycount gold-digging feminist hoes who manipulate men into paying for all of their expenses like their hair, nails, brows & lashes appointments, rent or mortgage payments, car payments, insurance payments, etc. in exchange for days with her. Sparkle Sparkle is basically prostitution by another name. Drizzle Drizzle makes fun of that feminazi absurdity.
So I went on a first date with Karen, but she actually expected me to pay for the meal, and she didn't offer to pay for my car payment, car Insurance, gas, rent, and my new Jordans so I could be there for her on this date. So I told her she's obviously broke, and I got up and left drizzle drizzle.
by TheLightofTruth January 9, 2025
Get the Drizzle Drizzlemug. by Bobby Drizzle March 6, 2023
Get the Bobby Drizzlemug. Drizzle Drizzle Definition: Hypocritical and oblivious to their position.
Example: A man says a woman has to be attractive, a provider, able to his bills, have a nice house, take him shopping, take him on trips, a good job. All the things women list as requirements for men to date them.
Example: A man says a woman has to be attractive, a provider, able to his bills, have a nice house, take him shopping, take him on trips, a good job. All the things women list as requirements for men to date them.
by AMG2266 April 22, 2024
Get the Drizzle Drizzlemug. Like 'sprinkle sprinkle' but for the men, especially for the kings in their soft boy era. Popularized by viral TikTok star @ScarfaceMark giving modern day dating advice to men, this term is used as a closing remark or emphasis similar to 'blessings'.
Bro 1: So it's our first month moving in, and my girl asks me if I have my half of the rent.
Bro 2: For real? The disrespect tho... If she says she wants you in her life, she should be paying the bills. Periodt. If she's broke, she needs to get her money up because she is not ready for a relationship. She's a bum and you deserve better, king. Drizzle Drizzle
Bro 2: For real? The disrespect tho... If she says she wants you in her life, she should be paying the bills. Periodt. If she's broke, she needs to get her money up because she is not ready for a relationship. She's a bum and you deserve better, king. Drizzle Drizzle
by MusashiM5 April 2, 2024
Get the drizzle drizzlemug. Drizzle is a sexual response when someone is thinking about Fritzel .
They can be used in a poem and rhyme when the zel is said with a slight accent. This is considered acceptable.
They can be used in a poem and rhyme when the zel is said with a slight accent. This is considered acceptable.
by anonymous October 8, 2023
Get the Drizzlemug. A dog whistle for a broke men who want women to treat them like a princess. These men are very confused and think they are "the prize". Many men use the phrase to celebrate men financially/physically abusing women. Some men who used this phrase are also attracted to children "no hymen no diamond" announcing their preferences for girls and not women. These men are most likely never tested for STDs hence the drizzling.
I pretended to like a single mom so I could move in eat her food and use her for money drizzle Drizzle. If you can't pay for me we don't belong together drizzle Drizzle.
by m&m smc June 11, 2024
Get the Drizzle Drizzlemug. "How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"
by V-Popp April 14, 2015
Get the bamboo drizzlemug.