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forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!
by Bloopy May 18, 2005
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Bus Driver Wave

When two bus drivers pass each other during their routes, they wave at each other. It happens commonly in both public transit and school bus routes, and is meant to convince the bus drivers that they actually have friends.
Two bus drivers are at opposite ends of an intersection. As they pass, they wave at each other. This is, simple put, a Bus Driver Wave.
by Richard IIIVVVXIVXI April 11, 2010
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driver harassment squad

The bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. They always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.
Squad leader radios everyone: "Ok take your places he's getting in his car now"

Today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then I got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. The driver harassment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!
by pctv guy January 29, 2018
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hard driver

A very efficient, disciplined and hard working person. Someone who does everything as well as posible.
I don't understand why they fired me! I never come late, i never go home early, i produce more than everyone, i never complain, here is my resumé, i am a hard driver, a big time performer!
by gwineth August 5, 2012
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Tranzit bus driver

A really funny guy. A line that can be heard from him is: go on jump off and pick some corn what's the worst that can happen.
by A random anonymous dude September 27, 2018
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Audi Driver

Someone who is allowed to do 120mph on any road, go through red lights, kill cyclists, stop in bus stops and private parking bays.

An Audi Driver which is female, however, will drive everywhere at 10mph, Sit through green lights and then speed through red and Park in the middle of the road for 7 years when on a school run.
GUY:Did you hear about that pile up on the motorway last week ?

ME: Audi Driver ?

GUY: Yes.

MAN: I was rear ended on the M3 yesterday, Audi Driver of course
by real life definitions September 24, 2013
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Diversity

a deathblow to an existing environment
Promoting diversity in the Galapagos Islands, PETA fatatics released 5,000 minks they stole from productive citizens onto the islands. The minks preyed on and eventually destroyed all of the fauna. A similar situation exists with the democrats/socialists/liberals push for diversity/destruction of the United States of America.
by lvv September 27, 2003
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