guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
by Fox audacious muncher December 21, 2008
A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.
Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"
by Strizzzo February 03, 2005
a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.
a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.
a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.
by Danali Marie October 11, 2003
A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.
by Katie and Val November 17, 2005
Jack, don't be such a douche bag.
by KJ October 05, 2003
by Suzie February 03, 2005
by Haley November 19, 2003