A channel with very low-budget, unfunny shows that are somehow popular. All the special effects in Disney Channel are terrible, the sets are so fake you can see the glue holding it together, and the lighting is about as good as it is on Saturday Night Live. Most shows have one main character, and that one character sings the theme song, and is female 99.9% of the time. When one of the actors/actresses is out doing some other movie, they try to cover it as cheaply as possible. For example, on Wizards of Waverly Place, when Jennifer Stone was filming Harriet the Spy, they said that her character was on an extended vacation to the Bahamas or something. The jokes are lame and overused, and have laugh tracks following them that void whatever faint trace of humor there was to begin with. Most of the characters are high school age, and yet never curse, say perverted things, or even do anything that would be almost inappropriate for a six-year-old. Which is kind of pointless, because in today, an average child ten and under has seen like at least 10 R rated movies, so they've already seen that stuff and it wouldn't hurt to see it again. Yet, despite all these flaws, Disney Channel shows are extremely addictive to watch and you'll find yourself TiVo-ing every last one, and eagerly awaiting the time each week when a new episode comes out.
"Suite Life is, like, my favorite show.
I blame brainwash"
"The Disney Channel is soooo lame.
But I can't stop watching it..."
I blame brainwash"
"The Disney Channel is soooo lame.
But I can't stop watching it..."
by hashahahhaheshm October 26, 2010
Being brought up watching corny Disney movies, only to carry on this act well into your adult hood, and openly but shamefully have a non sexual love for the teen actors, in them.
Friend 1: Dude, you're 20, don't you think you should stop watching this shit. Plus you've seen it a gillion times.
Friend 2: But Freaky Friday is my favourite movie, and i just love Lindsay sooo much.
Friend 1: You have a problem, dude!
Friend 2: What can i say, I'm a victim of the Disney Generation.
Friend 2: But Freaky Friday is my favourite movie, and i just love Lindsay sooo much.
Friend 1: You have a problem, dude!
Friend 2: What can i say, I'm a victim of the Disney Generation.
by red_stripes_white_vines January 28, 2005
by Rainman March 09, 2005
I was passing by my little sister while she was watching t.v. and was hypnotized into watching Disney Channel.
by TheD22 November 16, 2010
The act of a male and female disney character singing together and if the act continues a baby usually is a result
by disney princess April 17, 2010
Walt Disney, the genius behind Disneyland, Mickey Mouse, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Pinnochio, and train lover. He was Jesus's gift to the world, and the hero of tens of thousands of people, including the person who wrote this.
He is NOT frozen.
He is NOT frozen.
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney
"If you can dream it, you can do it." ~Walt Disney
"If you can dream it, you can do it." ~Walt Disney
by Kat Alice October 09, 2011
Disney Channel used to be a very good channel before 2006. Later on, Hannah Montana started and destroyed the whole channel. It ended later somewhere in 2011. Somewhere in the late 2000's, a new show called Wizards of Waverly Place came. That show ended earlier in 2012. Somewhere in 2010, Shake it Up aired and that's when the channel started going downwards.
All they have on Disney Channel is their sluts acting like they care about their fans and the fans go like "OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT CECE JONES'S NEW SONG?!". Actually, this channel doesn't want to show that much commercials of other places. Instead, they mostly use THEIR commercials. All you see is commercials of their upcoming shows, their "This is Me" fillers, and their, um, shitty music videos. This channel has gotten so lazy, they aired a commercial having the year of 2010 in the middle of it. Their sitcoms, I mean decoms, are just movies that are made from the same sluts they use in their shows. Nearly every slut in the channel sings. Even their Shake it Up channels are horrible!! Girls are pretty much copying every single thing they do on Disney Channel. This channel is aimed towards 7-12 year old girls. If you're a boy and you're over 20, shame on YOU. The only reason I watch Disney Channel is because of Phineas and Ferb. That show is awesome.
The bad part is that this channel is filthy rich, so it will stay up for a pretty damn long time.
All they have on Disney Channel is their sluts acting like they care about their fans and the fans go like "OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT CECE JONES'S NEW SONG?!". Actually, this channel doesn't want to show that much commercials of other places. Instead, they mostly use THEIR commercials. All you see is commercials of their upcoming shows, their "This is Me" fillers, and their, um, shitty music videos. This channel has gotten so lazy, they aired a commercial having the year of 2010 in the middle of it. Their sitcoms, I mean decoms, are just movies that are made from the same sluts they use in their shows. Nearly every slut in the channel sings. Even their Shake it Up channels are horrible!! Girls are pretty much copying every single thing they do on Disney Channel. This channel is aimed towards 7-12 year old girls. If you're a boy and you're over 20, shame on YOU. The only reason I watch Disney Channel is because of Phineas and Ferb. That show is awesome.
The bad part is that this channel is filthy rich, so it will stay up for a pretty damn long time.
by XCLAUSOX May 14, 2012