Diphtheria

An awful disease that causes the person affected by it to have trouble reading and often inhibits their ability to learn.

Dylan: Wow, man, did you hear Jeff has diphtheria?
Joey: Shit, that's tough. How's he gonna get through school?
Dylan: I don't know, man.
Dani: Let's just all be thankful he doesn't have dyslexia.

by Web MD Bitch June 10, 2011

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

Toledo Depth Charge

A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.

Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.

by the cheap ironist October 29, 2003

DipShit

When you've gotta dip in class because your about to shit yourself.

Haha! look at this fag, he's about to DipShit himself.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

diptheoria

This is a condition that occurs when people have bogus theories on how something is and how something came to be.

June thinks eating semen makes her have magical powers, that is because she has diptheoria.

by Nick's Fix February 17, 2008

Dipta

Sexy Nepalese female who loves to eat Momo. Very humble person who is shy at first but can be wild when you get to know her. Spreads light to people around her with her joy. Loves Pizza.

That new girl at the office is a Dipta!

Damn, look at that Dipta over there!

by Pancho2016 August 10, 2016

test depth

Test Depth: NOUN. The depth at which a US Nuclear Submarine is certified to dive to at any given time. Generally this is a depth not reached on a regular basis. It is only attained rarely, and not under normal circumstances. If done so under "normal" circumstances it is only after careful preparation. Test Depth is roughly 2/3 crush depth.

Nervous NUB: Are we really going to test depth today?
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!

by STS1SS August 7, 2007