Diarretard

A person or individual who's intelligence ranks them beneath one who is retarded.

Person 1: "Man, Jenny is so hot, but she is so incredibly stupid. I wonder how she remembers to breathe. She is a diarretard"

Person 2: "Yes she is. Please pass me the meth."

Adj: Diarretarded

by Chin Killa January 13, 2011

diarrhea suprise

When you think a fart building up.However,when released,you quickly realize it is not only a fart.You must always suck it up until reaching a restroom,though sometimes you may be too late,and diarrhea leaks into your pants,making your underwear wet and disgusting.I quickly learned this during my vacation in Chicago,inside a Jareds galleria of jewelry with my mother.

I got a huge fart coming on.
Im not sure that would be wise,we did just stop by panda express.It could be diarrhea suprise.

by helpful tipper May 6, 2011

Degarcia

a word that means anything, you can use it whenever you want, it has infinite definitions, its like shalom

Conversation between two people
Person 1: Eh degarcia come here
Person 2: no, your weird
Person 1: Your such a degarcia
Person 2: Degarcia, degarcia

by ponyboycurtis October 5, 2011

Diarhito

The digestive distress and subsequent runny feces caused by eating any Mexican food.

I ate 6 Dorito Locos for dinner, and now I'll be on the toilet all night with diarhito...

by asagan July 19, 2012

diarrhea sweats

You begin sweating profusely because you have diarrhea and can not yet go. This often becomes worse the closer you become to crapping your pants. Upon relieving oneself the sweats decrease.

No Hillary I can't go to the party tonight I can't keep my makeup on I have a bad case of the diarrhea sweats.

by Dmnnmykah February 22, 2015

Diarreeces

The act of spreading ones nutty diarrhea evenly in empty Reece's cup wrappers then freezing them and serving them at parties.

I fucking hate everybody I work with so I brought a tray of diarreeces and left them in the break room

by Shugarshayne July 17, 2016

diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).

{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.

by Telephony April 25, 2017