Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

by SilentFissure January 4, 2017

The build up of sweat & a woman’s vaginal secretions on the pubic hairs of a man

He didn’t take a bath for 3 days straight and had dick cheese build up from his sneaky link

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023