deer shit

A strain of weed, made populat by the movie Grandmas Boy, that gets you so high you think you have antlers like a deer.

Take the Frankenstein, the Deer Shit, the Bling, and the Bling Bling; And roll it all into one joint.

by I. Smokeda Goodshit February 24, 2008

deer-killer

n. The brush guard that some rednecks like to put on the front grille of their off-road trucks.

I bought a new pickup truck and gave it some skid plates, nerf bars, a 12" lift kit, super swampers, and a deer-killer.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

deer drops

The most unsatisfying poop type that exists, a dissapointed pooper will excrete pebble-like fecal droplets and leave the restroom feeling no emptier, with underpants most likely full of skidmarks.

"oh man, I thought i had to take a huge dirty poo but when i sat down on mr.potty, only deer drops came out. Now i got skiddies in my undies."

by Ashley Storrow November 8, 2008

John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.

"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Hitting A Deer

When u suck at driving so much u wreck and tell ur parents u hit a deer

Matt Osborne "hit a deer" on the way to get some from RAH.

by Justin Evans And Chaz Balch April 6, 2005