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Denstiny

1. An individual with the lack of any common sense or elementary knowledge and destines to do or be something idiotic.

2. An individual who considers it their destiny and only aspiration in life to achieve grandiose dicklitude.

3. A belligerently drunk individual who believes they are extremely knowledgeable and capable however the lack of motor skills has left them incapable of speaking proper English.
I'm so good at drinking this beer that I think I'll go drive my car, it is my denstiny to get a DUI.

It is my denstiny throughout the day to be such an asshole to everyone around me that it is considered to be a skill.

Officer if I had something to drink right now I wouldn't be able to talk to you but if you'll hold on just a minute it is my denstiny to finish this beer then we can get on with this physical challenge of getting of my car and reciting the alphabet for you.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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Dense

A word commonly used by RayLi, Larry, and Daniel to describe acts of stupidness and dumbness. People like Crystal and Iris are common examples.
Crystal!! Milk comes from COWS not supermarkets! Stop being dense!!
by Dszeto123 July 1, 2008
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dense

Tim: How are you watching that song while reading that book?
Me: Obviously I'm listening to the song while reading the book.
Oh man it's getting really dense in here.
by LoOped October 3, 2011
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densio

most bad ass motha fucka you will ever see in ur life kind caring handsome and awsome if provoked will knock ur block off also good with women
stephan:hey look at that bad ass motha fucka
kendall:i know right he is such a densio
by gidion October 13, 2012
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Dense Breast

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.
Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.
by flippant_gibberish October 27, 2016
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Dense breasts

It is where your breast is dense.
Wow you dense mothafuckah that breast! Dense breasts!
by Hshdd September 30, 2016
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Dense Breast

Simply a Breast that is indeed Dense
Man, this chick I was with last night had some really and I mean REALLY dense breasts
by TelephotoTub46 October 1, 2016
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