Danish Stroke

Hqving a stroke,and dying from, to which the mortician makes the body look like a danish muffin.

Is occasionally eaten.

Damn! He that was a sad, tasty danish stroke.

by Chromosome24 January 23, 2011

Danish Coupon

Probably the most fantastic thing on the face of the earth. It is so fantastic that you can't even explain what it is to a person that isn't awesome enough to know what it is.

That's a danish coupon

by Danish Coupon February 28, 2009

Danish Cherry

When a man has a woman give him a blowjob and he ejaculates onto a womans face, and then punches her so she bleeds. The cum and blood combine to look like a goey strawberry substance like a cherry danish.

So how did your sister like that Danish Cherry?

by Kpkillar January 5, 2009

danish taco

An abnormally blonde vagina with blue spots around the clitorus

It's all fun and games until she pulls her danish taco out

by Jigglybins October 9, 2016

Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.

You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts

by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011

Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.

My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!

by Octoboss January 7, 2011

Danish love

Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.

Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!

by Tour Manager December 19, 2008