A Dante Swerve is not like any type of swerve.
Instead of turning the other way before kissing a bitch, before they get close he will start making fun of them to shutdown the very chance at his girlfriend finding out he cheated.
Congrats, you have been Dante Swerved, go cry yourself to sleep.
Instead of turning the other way before kissing a bitch, before they get close he will start making fun of them to shutdown the very chance at his girlfriend finding out he cheated.
Congrats, you have been Dante Swerved, go cry yourself to sleep.
by MrSit September 17, 2020
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Person 2:danthury felixus
Person 1:what?
Person 2: I'm bored
Person 1:Oh that's so random, ok.
Person 2:danthury felixus
Person 1:what?
Person 2: I'm bored
Person 1:Oh that's so random, ok.
by tears or rain? December 2, 2020
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Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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by Dimensionss November 13, 2021
Get the Dante mug.Danton is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's heartwarming, kind and will always be a good friend, no matter what happens. He likes to joke and fool around too, but would never gain advantage over anyone else. Danton is trustful, cute, talented and he'll always have a place in your heart. He's surely a beautiful person inside and out. He cares a lot about everyone in his life, which makes him wonderful.
He is super good looking and strong!
He can be stubborn at times but will always come back and apologise if he was wrong.
Once you meet a Danton you will love me so much and hope he never leaves your presence.
He is super good looking and strong!
He can be stubborn at times but will always come back and apologise if he was wrong.
Once you meet a Danton you will love me so much and hope he never leaves your presence.
Samantha: “Danton you such a wonderful friend thank you for everything you have done”
Jennifer: “ last night was amazing with Danton, he hit my G spot 100 times”
Jennifer: “ last night was amazing with Danton, he hit my G spot 100 times”
by Fact only! November 23, 2021
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A man who is truly loving all that he loves. He’s a provider for his family and friends. A dude with a big dick.
by Juan gates November 24, 2021
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