microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE
by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011
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Doom-ball

A drinking game played exclusively with a 5 litre keg of Doombar Amber ale. You get a large container and a ping pong ball, you choose an appropriate distance and aim to get the ball in the container. If you hit the container you give away a drink to another player. You continue playing until the 5 litre keg is gone.
'I got absolutely destroyed by Doom-ball last night. I ended up swimming in a lake'
by Irichardson October 17, 2020
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doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017
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Doom Chimney

When your chick taken' a hit off of the bong, while she's slobbin' your knob and your dick gets stuck in the bong.
Dude, last night Athrin's wife was getting high as fuck giving me a blow job and ended up giving me a Doom Chimney, instead! -Ashe
by James A. Miller May 31, 2018
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Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.
Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!
by gothangelic March 4, 2009
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doom unit

A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"
Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.
by moyer11 December 19, 2014
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