Dislexus

1. A penix.
2. A silly fellow.

1. Your such a Dislexus.
2. Im going to blame that one on Dislexus.

by louis October 16, 2001

dyslexic

a disease that makes you see things backwards or screwy

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by KrisMen September 15, 2003

dyslexic

If you had it you would never find this definition. Why didn't they call it JEFF?

Dyslexic people cant catch because the part of the brain used for catching is closely related to seeing words and interpereting them. Did I mispell anything?

by dont hit me August 13, 2003

dyslexia

The learning disability the Tom Cruise and Cher has.

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by Souper Trouper August 11, 2003

Dyslexic

Spastic

Dyslexic person: hi, i'm dyslexic
Normal person: wow, what a spastic

by spastic123 July 24, 2011

Dyslexic

An excuse used by people of various careers to rationalize their failures or shortcomings. This term came into existence during the “Soccer Mom” generations, as American mothers were scrambling for a reason as to why their children were so stupid.

That fellow isn’t dyslexic; he’s just an idiot.

by Verges November 25, 2003

Dislexium

When he or she is being retarded and doesn't make any sense.

You have dislexium

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018