dirty roach

Wipe your unlit blunt on your sweaty balls or ass crack and let someone smoke it.

That cheap bastard always bums a blunt so I gave him a dirty roach.

by Roachnator May 1, 2016

Dirty DelDuco

Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.

I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

dirty rex

A Dirty Rex is when you accidentally jam it into her ass and she goes “Eeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!

I hit her with the Dirty Rex. I jammed it into her ass and she made the sound “Eeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!” like the T-Rex in Jurassic park.

by Rexy And I Know It April 1, 2020

Dirty Haven

when you cum in your sock and beat someone with it

I gave Jesse a Dirty Haven

by Daddy Dick February 26, 2022

squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

A Dirty Derby

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.

After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble

by ConcreteCartel August 5, 2020

directioners

aliens that came down to earth to invade humans by singing loudly "bAby YoU LiGhT uP mY wOrLd LiKe NoBoDy ElSe", cry all day long over the hiatus and louis saying "i LiKe GiRLs WhO eAt CaRrOtS" and hack harry's mom's icloud to find larrys proofs but find hendall's pictures instead.

larrystylinson_28: my mom just told me what's wrong bc i was singing and crying infinity since 11am. And it's 7pm. Guess i'm not ok i-
imiss1ddd.mitam: OMGGGG GUYS I JUST FOUND AN UNSEEN PICTURE OF ZAYN AND LOUIS IN 2010 I MISS ZOUIS SO BAAAD I'M GONNA CRY BYYE.

loueh.isobviously: us directioners are CRAZY i can't believe we really hacked an airport's cameras just to watch them doing nothing for 10 minutes straight i-

by carrotboy.ftdt19 January 25, 2021