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Digital Cloud

A multi-platform professional gaming and entertainment organization based in the United States
Did you see Digital Cloud in that tournament last night?
by LGLOVER June 16, 2018
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digital-axe

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.
1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM
by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003
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Digital penetration

“Last night was the first time I experienced digital penetration
“Please just say they fingered you”
by Be.gay.do.crime January 16, 2022
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digital shoulder

a kind of camera; an expression referring high-tech
Be careful what you surf on the internet; you might get fired if your boss decides to take a look over your digital shoulder.
by Lori. November 20, 2010
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Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.
If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard
by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013
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Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.
1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."
by Jeffburton April 20, 2010
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Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.
"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"
by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013
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