A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011
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Get the deconstress mug.Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013
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Get the devon ryder mug.Devonse is a shy and mysterious man. He consist of having a bright smile and an amazing personality. Devonse's are very unique.
Devonse is very caring.
by Gail083002 July 11, 2018
Get the Devonse mug.Devon can be a boy/or girl name, but is most common in boys.
The boy version would be a very good athletic, total player, but sweet when you get to meet him. He's very good looking, and about 6'5 or 6'6. When you meet your Devon you'll understand, girls.
The girls version would be a cheerleader or a total nerd. She would have a very popular boyfriend or be single. She's either perfect and flawless, or ugly and distasteful. She's either 5'8 or 5'4. When you meet this Devon, boys, be careful.
The boy version would be a very good athletic, total player, but sweet when you get to meet him. He's very good looking, and about 6'5 or 6'6. When you meet your Devon you'll understand, girls.
The girls version would be a cheerleader or a total nerd. She would have a very popular boyfriend or be single. She's either perfect and flawless, or ugly and distasteful. She's either 5'8 or 5'4. When you meet this Devon, boys, be careful.
For Boys: "Yo, Devon! Pass me that Basketball/Football/Soccer ball will yah?"
For Girls Ugly Version: "Ew, look at her! Whats her name again? Oh right.. Devon."
For Girls Goreous Version: *Girls faint no words because everybody is just staring at her beauty.
For Girls Ugly Version: "Ew, look at her! Whats her name again? Oh right.. Devon."
For Girls Goreous Version: *Girls faint no words because everybody is just staring at her beauty.
by Emma Oak November 15, 2018
Get the Devon mug.An amazing girl who is super pretty and really smart. She is fun and can some times be grumpy. She has been through a lot of tough times but always has a smile. I’m f Devonica’s your girlfriend you are really really lucky because Devonica’s are great girls. If Devonica gets mad you better watch out because she can be dangerous other then that she’s pretty nice.
“Devonica’s a very pretty girl”
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