Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.

Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.

by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012

High Desert Mullet

The facial mullet - The extreme goatee. The facial hair the is gown on the chin in abundance but shaved on the sides and long in the front.

Often worn by men who need to keep chins warm in the cold high desert.

Common among hunters and motorcycles riders.

Squirrel tail glued to the face.

Check out the high desert mullet on that guy!

When BFW asked to ride on the back of his Hog, he stroked his high desert mullet then roosted her as he rode away.

by bikeridermore March 29, 2013

Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.

Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!

by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015

The Great Kantou Desert

A phrase inspired by the popular TV series "Desert Punk". The phrase can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. "Owning the Desert" would make you the main character of the series "Desert Punk", stating that you are in complete control over a situation or things are going well for you. "Lost in the Kantou Desert" would mean you lost control over the situation, or you are downright hopeless. Also can be interpreted into a taunt of some kind. It can be cut down to terms like Kantou, Owning the Desert, etc.

Also see "Desert Punk"

Guy A: I finally got John to stop hitting on my girlfriend!

Guy B: Way to own the Kantou bro!

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*Guy A Destroys opponent in Call of Duty*

Guy A: I OWN THIS DESERT!!!

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Guy A: I have to study for an entire midterm in one night.

Guy B: Man, you are lost in the desert.

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Guy A: I finally got that raise, I've been trying to get for about a year.

Guy B: Good job man, The Great Kantou Desert is yours for the taking!

by Anonymous234785 January 28, 2009

god's desert menu

Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

desert - hot; menu - meal

GOD'S HOTTEST MEAL —periodt

a.k.a. The District Prince

4th generation it boy

"who's that long hair blonde boy?"

a talented rapper, most expresssive dancer

"Hwang" can sound like "King" in korean— yep he's a king

a whole ass meal

"he ranked 36th among the most handsome faces of 2020 and was entitled as the God's desert menu."

by sjkqlwg December 27, 2020

run around and desert you

Another thing that rick astley will never do

never gonna run around and desert you

by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

Desert Island Dick

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.

Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.

by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010