Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.

He can't get his noodle al dente

by Hyyphann February 1, 2020

al dente

italian for "to the tooth." refers to pasta that is slightly undercooked. pasta cooked enough to be firm but not soft.

"we forgot to cook the pasta all the way"
"just tell 'em it's al dente and quit your bitchin"

by bacm123 October 13, 2005

dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

by Gma June 9, 2005

denty

A slur used by anti-dentites to refer to dentists. Not to be confused with "dentie", even though the two are almost the same.

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

by the So Fine December 20, 2009

Ad-dentity theft

Occurs when a company releases an advertising campaign which is hi-jacked by others purporting to be the company in press releases that instead point out company shortcomings.

Chevron released the "We Agree" ad campaign on October 18, 2010. A group of under the radar marketers, the Yes Men, released a press release highlighting the company's alleged shortcomings related to environmental issues, pretending that is was an official press release from Chevron. As the press began reporting on the fraudulent press releases, the Yes Men issued another press release supposedly again from Chevron, that reported that the ad campaign and related press releases had been hi-jacked. The term ad-dentity theft was created to describe the the identity of the ad being stolen.

by U of A M/C Fall 2010 November 2, 2010

Woolly Dentata

When your teeth are so dirty they feel like they are wearing sweaters. Woolly tooth sweaters.

"I think that guy has woolly dentata. His teeth look furry."

by jolpyman2 July 24, 2014

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010