cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

cutty

Toby's dog in episode 3 of the Rockford Files.

Here, Cutty! Good boy.

by TheIan October 23, 2003

catty artistic bitch

the kind of girl who gives too much about friends, makes it our of her way to make them all happy. Then one day gts thrown under the bus, and comes back three times thicker, and quicker and better than before. leaving these assholes, to their silent lives, where no one actually cares. and then theyre lonely and wonder wheres that artistic bitch who took care of me? SHE AINT FUCKING THERE>>>> way to go moron. she isnt in love with you nor shud she want too... catty because ppl are upset of 2.5 years ago crap. these ppl are insuffient humans whose living revolve around this CATTY ARTISTIC BITCH. that they will miss but wont be there.

tinkerbell, is my catty artistic bitch, she is everything but i treat her like shit to gain friendship with hook and his crew bc im an asswipe with no idea what i am about to lose.

she is a catty artistic bitch with style its soo sexyy how she rises up and is soo mature. mmm.

by Lovely Lemons August 5, 2009

Cutty

Pronounciation: cut-ee
-adjective, -ti⋅er, -ti⋅est.

1. posessing some inherent property(s) entailing an exceptional level of wit, cleverness, intelligence, arbitrary facetiousness, and like properties.

(Origin: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania)

1. Joe, an awfully shady pizza delivery person, is sent out to deliver pizza to an apartment. When Joe arrives he must climb a flight of stairs to get to the destination apartment. On his way up the flight of steps pizza grease drips onto the stairs without his notice. When joe delivers the pizza he shortchanges his customers. On his way back down the steps he laughs to himself at his extra profit, as he slips on the spilled grease, tumbling to his impending doom. Several witnesses realize his shady activity and see the irony in his actions.

In response, the bystanders laugh uncontrollably, and one exclaimes, "Damn dude, that is some cutty ass shit!"

2. "Dude the joke on his t-shirt was cutty as hell."

3. "I stole a Reece's Cup right in front of the store clerk and he didn't notice. It was cutty as fuck."

by PittsburghCutoff December 9, 2008

Cutty Bang

Somewhere far away in a remote place or unsafe place (ie: ghetto)

Damn, his house is in the Cutty Bang

We gotta drive to the cutty bang to get to the liquor store.

by Shaun November 18, 2003

Cattywompus

Created by sydney A describing word for something hairy or ugly.

Devin's butt lint is cattywompus

by Miss Jennifer... December 31, 2008

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003