Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.
"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole
I pulled out gave her a custard starfish
by w( . Y . )dy March 30, 2018
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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Custard bum

A semen filled asshole.
Jason why does you're fart smell like cum, you little custard bum
by Pandaboii420 February 24, 2018
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Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart
The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.
by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017
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custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex
Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.
by Super Steve March 17, 2018
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