Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

restart custard

another way to say retard

admin: this is a children friendly chat
non-admin: okay,
other non-admin: ###### filtered
non-admin: you restart custard, there's a filter

by Lolnutcracker December 15, 2017

Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.

by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 4, 2010

custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.

kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.

by greasd up deaf guy February 1, 2010

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Whip the custard

Verb.

After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.

After they both climaxed, Harry started to whip the custard and continued to pleasure Belinda.

by For-Harry’s-Sake September 29, 2018