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carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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carrot crotch

a red haired person. Refers to the person's red pubes.
by Jim Quinlan January 15, 2007
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Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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churro falls

n: A phonetic alternative to true or false, inspired by the development of such phrases as o rly and pwnt. Used primarily in e-mails and instant messaging but can be incorporated into everyday conversation. Often leads to long exchanges consisting exclusively of true/false questions.
Scott: Churro falls, getting a sports car with an automatic is lame.
Mike: Churro.
by Anthony DiVento July 6, 2006
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carrot

A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
by emma February 26, 2005
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Dirty Carrot

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!
by Aashe June 10, 2010
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hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.
I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".
by MMar775 January 7, 2011
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