choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Croosh

Used in a context where something is unbelievable or crazy.

Friend #1: Hey, did you hear about the guy that bitch slapped a news reporter just because they all sound the same?

Friend #2: Damn! No I didn't. That's croosh dude!

by Beastly On A Daily July 21, 2014

Choosing hours

The Time of Day where you talk to the females you are trying to "inject"

I'm gonna hit up ol'girl from the other night at the choosing hours to see if she down

by Tito1104 December 28, 2017

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

Cooster

A Lesbian, who enjoys eating pussy(i.e. cooter). Having fire-engine red hair, and an obnoxious attitude.

Look at that club kid, she's such a Cooster with that tight ass girlfriend." "Yea I'm sure she eats that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

by Miss Kitty B December 28, 2010

coos

Title of affection for a step-mother or other motherly figure. Used as a name, such as Dad or Mom or Nana. Pronounced: cûs' (with a hard C and 'oos' as in papoose)

After school my coos is picking me up to take me to my dad's house. Also - Can you make me a sandwich, coos?

by paynomind February 11, 2006

Cuomosexual

Someone, who like Andrew Cuomo, can't keep their pda under control

You can be a cuomosexual without necessarily being a rapist

by Sexydimma March 12, 2021