compsci

Contraction of Computer Science, refers to both the subject itself and a student of the discipline; the latter being the more popular usage. Synonymous with geek. Also loser. Features include wearing glasses, bad posture, extreme endo- and ectomorphism and hairy palms from too much flogging on

Chettz isn't your average compsci. He doesn't kiss like a compsci.

by maaaate November 4, 2004

Cump

An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.

"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"

"What a cump"

by Carnage44 April 22, 2008

Cump

When a males cum is lumpy.

Omg last night i slept with this guy and he totally jizzed in my mouth, man that guy had cump, i almost heaved.

by K-LAJOY January 11, 2010

Cump

Abbreviation of "cum pump". A cum pump is the final thrust prior to cumming inside someone

Shit man, what a cump i alomost broke the bed!

by fantasticfoxy October 13, 2009

Cump

After someone had ejaculated in your anus and you attempt you trump, it produces a cum bubble called a cump.

Generous John had me bent over and splaffed in my anus, he pulled out too fast causing me to trump and I cumped.

by Generous John December 2, 2015

Crumps

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

Cumpadre

A very effective fuck buddy/fwb/casual partner who always assures mutual orgasms during sexual encounters.

Kayla and George weren’t dating but had a history of being CUMPADRES with the ability to always climax with each other. They understood sharing is caring.

by TreyANDEmily July 20, 2021