Cumgnac

When you cum into a glass of expensive cognac and make a bitch drink it

she lost a bet and had to down a warm glass of cumgnac.

by cumgnac lover August 22, 2020

cumguzzler

(noun)

: one who frequently performs fellatio and swallows male ejaculate
: one who shamelessly enjoys swallowing semen to the extent one will literally guzzle the loads of several men at a time, and often quite a large group of men (8+)

My newest girl at the club was eager to earn favor with the clientele, so I agreed to an extra shift as long as she spent it on her knees in men’s VIP restroom. The little cumguzzler swallowed 27 loads that night!

by Pimper-of-Prostitutes August 28, 2020

Cumlungs

When someone somehow manages to get cum inside their lungs.

Hey bro, I have cumlungs

But bro, I was wearing protection

by Penisman69abouttocword October 28, 2020

Cummunist makeafisto

Wordplay on the term "communist manifesto". Basically means a guy jerking off.

I read some erotic literature last night. It made me want to do a cummunist makeafisto
So hot!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Cumguzzler

A person who drinks cum

You’re such a cumguzzler

by Festivals May 27, 2021

cummuncher

an amazing person that deserves the entire world. they’re amazing in everything they do. i love them so much

“hey! have you seen cummunchers new post?”

“yeah! they’re really cool”

by ahaha fuq shawty June 1, 2021

Cumjunctivitus

When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.

For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"

by ThiccNonce69 June 7, 2021