Crancher

The coolest dude on Mambo Beach.

Grouper Trinidad: I just hung out with Crancher yesterday. That dude is so fucking rad, man. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

by nintendo gamecube June 26, 2024

Crancher

The coolest dude on Mambo Beach, or even in Florida in general!

Grouper Trinidad: Man, I just hung out with Crancher the other day. He's so fucking cool. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

by nintendo gamecube June 26, 2024

Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 16, 2011

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Nica-Crunchwrap

A Nicaraguan Style Crunchwrap. Consist of Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Sour Cream, Repollo, Chilero, Queso Frito and a tostone. All wrapped in a Flour Tortilla. Created by @chefnica415 at @kikis_Antioch_925

“That chefnica is always coming up with some fire creations the last one was the Nica-Crunchwrap”

by Chef505 May 1, 2021

Communist crunchwrap

Using the shaved public hair of your partner, smegma and her period blood, as a substitute for the hot sauce, combine and wrap together alike to a crunchwrap supreme

Hey babe I have a suprise meal for you

You shouldn't have

I really shouldn't have, it's a communist crunchwrap, were done

by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021