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the pokemon oshawott from the video games pokemon black/white for the nintendo ds
the three pokemon starters I can choose from are tepig, criminal, and snivy!
by slicethemic January 19, 2024
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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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Criminal negligence

Clothing that criminals wear to bed
Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?

Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
by Mimijojo March 24, 2021
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Criminally thicc

When someone is so thicc that it should be a crime
She’s criminally thicc... no way an ass like that is allowed
by JyCobb May 6, 2021
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Hop on criminality

Hardcore anal with 7 women at once. this does not counts as an ORGY since only sigma males can only get 7 bitches at ONCE
Man: Hop on criminality

Group of women: you said w-what?
by ThatGuyWithABrain69 June 28, 2022
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Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions
You said you say I'm at the age of Criminal
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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Honest Criminal

Someone who is pushed to do crime to preserve tbemsel or a community
Bonqueque and Bartholomew were childhood freinds. Although they were poor. They were fired from their job and now they are going to die from thirst or hunger. So they both agreed to steal stuff and stop as soon as they don't need to anymore. Bonqueque would steal food, clothes and other basic needs how ever Bartholomew would steal valuable things like chains, jewelry, etc. Bonqueque would go for the basic needs immediately however Bartholomew would go for the jewels to have reserve money in case there's no more basic needs. Both are honest criminals but one is scared while the other one is careful
by Swordhero March 23, 2023
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