Crap on a Spatula

a beautiful phrase spoken by Leslie Knope in the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation that is used in times of trouble

Ron: Leslie, You haven't finished your paperwork.
Leslie: Crap on a spatula!

by JulesRose16 January 15, 2015

Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.

Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005

Shoot the crap

To make phatic/small talk.

"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."

by grapeshotwhiff August 13, 2006

holy crap

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

by MiStErMaN802 March 18, 2006

Crap Wagon

A large or excessively big amount

That is a crap wagon of money!

by Logic? February 06, 2015

crap bastard

1. Someone who has let another down, usually having reneged on a promise or understanding.

2. A person lacking integrity, who goes back on their word; typically due to laziness, cowardice and/or greed.

3. A severe character flaw, manifestation of irresponsibility.

The previous homeowner was supposed to have replaced the water heater before we'd moved in. Crap bastard!

He/She stood me up again. Crap bastard!

Wasn't he/she supposed to be looking for a job? Crap bastard!

by Kailash September 27, 2006