Craicly

da swaggiest

Person 1: you're craicly
Person 2: Aw, thanks, I know I'm swag <3

by c417 August 26, 2013

craicly

the adjective used when describing something done clumsily and awkwardly; often used to describe sexual encounters with people who spend all their time on twitter.

interviewer: and I heard you had intercourse with a fan, care to elaborate?
Niall Horan: well the whole thing was done very craicly; she was making weird noises and kept asking me if I was going to follow her after we finished.

by L. Payne August 26, 2013

craniorhectomy

the surgical removal of one's head from their arse.

hillary's head is so far up her arse she needed an emergency craniorhectomy.

by searcher0 November 9, 2016

cranialanaltosis

Someone who has their head up their ass

That jerk has a sever case of cranialanaltosis!

by Grandma linda December 11, 2016

Cranial Cavity

The space inside ones skull where most peoples brain resides. Situated behind the eyeballs and between the ears. Unfortunately some people have an empty void here.

Being politically correct: His Cranial Cavity was so far up his Anal Orifice that he could not see straight.
Straight forward: His head was up his ass.

by Havilah_Springs March 8, 2017

cranial assault

when someone farts and the effects of it are hyperbolized and are said to be so bad they could cause brain damage.

Wow, that fart was so bad it was a cranial assault.

by tnakor September 1, 2017

Cranialrectalectomy

The gentle but forceful removal of a colleague's head from their butt. The procedure was developed by Dr. Couyon in Louisiana.

Cuz, T-Boy needs a cranialrectalectomy...stat!

by Couyon April 20, 2018