Skip to main content

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
mugGet the Cottage cheese blanketmug.

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022
mugGet the cottage cheese loadmug.

humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages
i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.
by zozza March 18, 2021
mugGet the humble cottagermug.

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
mugGet the last drinks before the thatched cottagemug.

Pussy Cottage Cheese

Slang for a Yeast Infection
(From the Hormone Monstress in Big Mouth)
Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”

Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”

Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
mugGet the Pussy Cottage Cheesemug.

cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.
Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
mugGet the cottage cheesemug.

Cottage

Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.
Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!
by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018
mugGet the Cottagemug.

Share this definition