cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

Cooter Fuzz

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.

I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.

by hotrod94 October 16, 2009

cooter crust

When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.

"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"

Cooter crust

by jgardz07 March 15, 2014

cooter feathers

Pubic hair which was missed during a grooming of the cooter region, and now is dangling past your panty line.

"She really should pluck those cooter feathers when she sunbaths by the pool."

by clrmind July 28, 2014

cooter yam

Cooter Yam-wet, hot moist pussy ready for fucking with a slno got orange tint due to bottomless spray tanning.

Wow, I’d like to shove my dick in her cooter yam.

by SJ from OT February 22, 2018

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

by Wil Mother Fucking Lay May 7, 2008