go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' 

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

face control

From "feis kontrol", a Russian klub colloquialism of the English words "face control." Your "face" is your level of wealth, beauty, power, social standing, and overall desirability.

Feis kontrol is the power of the velvet rope, originally referring to the surly bouncers at the most exclusive Moscow klubs. It can literally refer to club door personnel, or it can be used figuratively to refer to some ideal social arbiter.

"I'd love to go to (exclusive club), but I'd never pass face control there."

"What is she doing here? Someone call face control!"

face control by supermagic8ball September 26, 2009

Air Traffic Control

Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.

Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.

Air Traffic Control by dash123 March 26, 2005

birth control 

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

birth control by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

Remote Control

A cordless device used to enable/disable other devices from a distance.

He used his remote control to turn the channel on his T.V.

Remote Control by Unrelated February 5, 2005

self denied control 

This is when a person (male or female) feel that they should not have control over their own lives. This is caused by a troubled past or self hate, or being controled by family members (usually the parents) for to long (usually by the age of 18)

People who are like this uaually panic when given something to maintain or to look over.

However when they ask for something to control it is uaually something small to look over.

If this is not taken care of the person may become insane and sometimes suicide.

However insanity can also cause this if said person hears voices in their head.

Some of the signs are:

sleepless-ness
lack of apatite

dangerous levels of alcohol/drug in take
deep depression
feeling the need to stay in
lack of interest in normal everyday things
not taking care of oneself

Some suicide victims have self denied control and feel that they can't live without being controled

self denied control by theotherguyinabox March 11, 2010

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention 

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is the national public health agency of the United States. It is a United States federal agency, under the Department of Health and Human Services, and is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia.

Ima call the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention by Α January 13, 2022