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Conquering the World

Selecting a timeframe in which you and your "wingmen" try to sleep w/ as many different women from as many different countries and ethnicities as possible. Each time you sleep w/ a new nationality, you have conquered that country. If the girl is not officially from the country being conquered and it's just part of her heritage, you must incorporate a physical item from that country in the act of sex to make it official (i.e. Ireland and Lucky Charms, France and wine, Canada and maple syrup, etc).
Hollywood, this is Iceman.....we need to become conquistadors for the summer and begin conquering the world one vagina at a time
by Benny Biceps May 29, 2008
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conquest

either noun or verb, depending on which way is west and whether the sun shines above or below

a person who one wishes to become much closer to, often a long-term goal; one that another wishes to date, but that the one that we formerly referred to as "another" does not see as quite in reach at or for the time being; the act of going after such a person.
kevin: she's so pretty, and interesting.
lindsay: conquest her!
by l in dai sy April 5, 2009
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Conasa

what all da coOl people say.
conasaaa , it means coochie, pussy, crotch, THE FEMALE PRIVATE PART
by mikep(; September 24, 2009
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Consausidate

consausidate (v)
ex. consausidating, consausidated, consausidater, consausidation

1) The consensual effort of mixing male bodily fluids in a beautiful harmonic symphony of bromantic passion.

2) Commonly misspelled as "consaucidate," which also means
1)

a: Hey bro, wanna play gamecube?
b: Nah, man, tonight... let's consausidate.
by sdjcvillin April 23, 2010
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conosaure

a fucking gigantual human. ballin since forever and can always get him self out of sticky situation.
mate im a fucking conosaure out in this jungle
by nigga with white attitude February 16, 2014
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conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.
pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.
by youre mum October 17, 2014
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Conqueror's Wipe

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
by Gronksucker March 27, 2019
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